"He's so short!" one of the Elves snickered.
"And hairy," the other agreed.
"His nose is so big, ew."
"I can't even see the rest of his face through the beard and helmet."
"Why is it here anyway?"
"It," came a voice from behind, "has a name," the two Elves spun around and faced their prince, "and it's name is Gimli. And he is here as my friend and guest."
The two Elves gulped.
"We beg your pardon, your highness," the first Elf pleaded.
Legolas pulled his bow from his back. The eyes of the two Elves went wide.
"You have ten seconds to run."
And they ran.
~Thank You
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Legolas One-Shots
FanfictionShort stories about Legolas that were inspired by pictures or other things when I was browsing the Web. I'll always tell/show you the picture/video/story link somewhere on the page, otherwise I feel like I'm stealing people's stuff. Hope you guys en...