✌Holy Crack on TITAN✌

SNK in Ze Awesome Birthday Party!!!

January 18, 2016... 9:00 PM in ze Brotatoes' residence...

Hanji: *with 4 mugs of root beer* Gilbert ze awesome birthday guy says... START UP ZE BOOZE BXTCHEZZ!!! >3<

Erwin: Everyone grab some alcohol!!!

All SNK: OH YEEEAAH!!!

~1 and a half hours later...~

All SNK: *already drunk and acting so insane*

Armin: *GRO pole dancing liek a bxtch wearing bikini bunny suit*

Jean: *Tarzan swings around ze house searching for Marco*

Mikasa: *scarf battles with Ivan Braginski, da?* ^J^

Sasha: *throws 10000+ potatoes while Nyan cat dancing* MY POTATOES WILL DOMINATE ALL OVER THE WORLD~!!!

Annie: *ROTFL hysterically* Bwahahahaha!!!! XD

Hanji: *singing "Wrecking Ball" in cracked llama voice* I CAME IN LIEK A WRECKING BALL~!!!

Erwin: *in Miley Cyrus costume twerking Hanji*

Reiner: *nxgga hiphop dancing*

Connie: *grabs some carbonara pasta as his imaginary long hair*

Feliciano: *wails in abused infant mode* (ToT) NUUUUUUU YOU STOLE MY-A FAVORITE PASTAAAAA~!!!

Eren: *strips off all of his garments then starts having S3X with naked Levi, then seductively kissing him*

Levi: *sweating and moaning* Uh uh uh uh ORAYT ORAYT ORAYT ORAYT

Kiku and Andrea: *taking some pics of nude EreRi*

April: *jaw dropped at the two making porn acts while randomly scribbling down on her logbook*

~Meanwhile in the gym...~

Me: *already drunk and became a scraggy underweight girl due to excessive gym workouts, while someone shaves her hair into a sidecut then dyes in hue range of pink and purple*

I WONDER WHAT THE FAQ WAS GOING ON TO THOSE SURVEY CORPS DUMBAXXES???