BRIDESMAIDS: Emem Meme, Ysa Bae Meme, Krista Renz, Sasha Blouse, Ymir, April May June, Emy Pababy, Ruby Red, Jenny One, Cherry Mobile, Andrea Darrenatica, Hannah Banana, Kiray Ohmay, Regina Ave Maria, Queen Jona of the Hearts, Ivy Cookie, Quenie Yellowbell, Isabel Sparkwine, Rachael-sama, Chiro, and Kamilla Amores
GROOMSMEN: Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert, Reiner Braun, Connie Springer, Bertholdt Hoover, Argie Irony, Jeremy Wiseman, Reynold Clingwrapper, John Paul Eksdii, Dexter Dancemaster, Bryan Prophet, Nathaniel Angelic, and King Tonyo of the Hearts
MAID OF HONOR: Hanji Zoe
BEST MAN: Erwin Smith
PRIEST OF THE CEREMONY: Kevin Durat Cosme
GROOM: Eren Jaeger
BRIDE: Levi Ackerman
CHOIR GROUP: Souls of Marco Bott, Petra Rall, Annie Leonhart, Oluo, Eld, and Gunther
But where is Mikasa??? :(
Trina (Anne Curtis) the scriptwriter: Ur asking for Ms. Mikasa Ackerman, yes?
Nah...
What the hell, she's not around here! You'll just find out soon becuz I'm the writer and I'm the only one to know about what going on...
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SCENARIO 7
Priest!Kevin: *anxiously stammers* ~///~
D-do you... ummm.... (?.?) W-what the heck...
*fixes glasses to clear out his reading*
Pls w-wait a sec, Emem... W-hat's the groom's n-name again?
Me: Oh my fxcking hell Kevin! You're out of this world now! Being a trustworthy priest always have to assure yourself and to everyone. Come on bae, be strong! Go for it! Always practice after you've experienced it for the very first time, yet, you should need your improvment in your obliged skills.
Priest!Kevin: Ok, I'll understand you, your certain words touch me a lot! T^T
But, I have to ask you for a little while.... *points out to Eren* Who's that 'angry German kid' again??? ,'o',
Eren: Fxck u puny reverent, why are u calling me like that and all of ur troubles cost such waste of time! >.<
Levi: *swiftly covers Eren's mouth* SHUDDUP BRAT, MUST RESPECT THE HOLY SERVANT, WOULD YOU?
Me: Kevin, that groom is EREN JAEGER... (pronounced as JAY-GER)
Eren: Goddamit. You're slipping it again, for correction please, it's EREN YE-GER!
Priest!Kevin: Okay, okay, couples... I'll try it back again. Sorry for the interruption... ^_^
*clears throat*
Do you, Eren Yeeeaaahhh......ger,....
Would you.... um.....
*looks back at the script* Yah,
Would you like to agree
regarding the certain argumentative health issue which involves the process of 'mercy killing' for terminally-ill patients called EUTHANASIA???
Audience: *extreme laughter in background* Hahahaha!!! XD
Priest!Kevin: Oi, people! Why are u keep laughing on me? U think is there something wrong with me??? >-<
Me: >/////< OH CRAP!
*immediately paces to Kevin then seizes the script from him*
HEY WHY DID I GOT THIS WRONG SCRIPT FOR U???
Don't u know Kevs, how dare you! That's not the script for this ceremony but that's my community survey script for our health project! And must learn the lesson: Never take away something which possesed by others if it is not yours, okay? :P
Bryan: Kevin.... here's the real script.
*hands a folder of a real script to the priest*
Good luck and enjoy the take 2! ^-^
Priest!Kevin: Fine. Thanks again.
*announces to the guests* Okay,
I apologize for bothering y'all for this ceremony! *makes a peace sign* (^.^)v
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SCENARIO 8
Priest!Kevin: Do you... *itches his head* :( Who's that fxcking hideous bride again?
Me: =~= *moans* If you are a minister you shouldn't call someone as ugly or somewhat describes negatively becuz a priest has no right to discourage other people. Offending them ain't a saintly habit.
Eren: *disgustingly points at Levi, turning head back away* >.< Excuse me, uh... This bride... is Levi. Levi Ackerman.
Priest!Kevin: Ummm that name sounds girly, eh... Well now,
Do you, Levi Ackerman, take this titan axx-faced German kid whose name is Eren Yeeeaaahhh-gerrr... to be your everlasting companion?
Levi: Yes~ I DO, I DO, I DO...
Priest!Kevin: Wew... You responses fast, right?
And how about you, Eren Yeeeaaahhh-gerrr... would you take this OH-MY-FXCKING-GODDESS of emo beauty to be your trusted wife? Response?...
Eren: *heart pumps fast of agitation* =////= ......
Everyone: *silence...* .....
Eren: .....
Everyone: .....
Me: OH COME ON TITAN BOI, ANSWER FAST!!! GO THROUGH! YOU. CAN. DO. IT. FOR THE GOODNESS OF MINE AND THOSE DIE HARD SUPPORTERS WHO REALLY EXPECTING FOR BOTH OF U!
Eren: ..... I..... I..... I..... *flows out some perspiration* >/////<
Everyone: *starts to fanscream in an increasing volume*
aaaaAAAA@@@@@HHHHH!!!!! =>A<=
Eren: I..... I.... FXCK!!!.....
~TO BE CONTINUED AND YOU'LL FIND OUT EREN'S RESPONSE SOON IN THE FEB 18 ERERI WEDDING SERIES!!! ^o^ ~
