One Punch Connie

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by 5thkidOtorityXD

by 5thkidOtorityXD

March 17, 2016

Connie: Eren... :(

Eren: Yes?

Connie: I want to be more stronger like you.

Eren: Connie, why?

Connie: Cuz I wanna be able to defeat a single or even more titans in just one strike.

Eren: *sighs deeply* Well okay, so do I have to train you something better to get what you want?

Connie: Yes.

Eren: So we start this off?

Connie: *nods agreely* :D

Eren: Ok, first all you need is to do

100 push-ups,

100 sit-ups,

100 squats

and 10 km running

Every single day.

Understood? B)

Connie: Right. I got it.

Eren: And lastly right before your workout routine,

Don't forget to buzz off and wax your head completely to be like an awesome hero like me!

Connie: But Eren, I'm already bald, you don't need me to fully shave off again.

And by the way Eren, if you're already a powerful hero, why wouldn't you just sport a skinny head instea...

Eren: No, no, no, that's enough! No more excuses. You have to. I'll do it for you.

*quickly grabs a super razor then has started to skin on Connie's head*

After this, hurry up and you gotta start your daily workout. And don't give up if you wish to be more stronger.

Connie: (=o-o) OK...