✌Holy Crack on TITAN✌

One Punch Connie 3

March 18, 2016

7:00 PM

Connie: *still wearing in One Punch Man uniform*

Everyone, I need a super sidekick. Who wants to go with me?

Everyone: *no one raises hands but a 10-second cricket sounds can be heard*

Jean: *but he only raises his hand* Me..?

Okay then, have you ever thought I am once became a superhero like you before?

Connie: Nah, not yet once. And are you sure for that, Jean? Do you come for me as my super mission partner?

Jean: *nods* Yup. ^_^

Connie: Can you prove it how super strong you are?

Jean: Stay here. Just wait for it... Watch me...

*and has started to transform himself into a super cyborg blonde-haired robot*

I AM JEAN-OS YOUR SUPER SIDEKICK FOR YOUR MISSION SERVICE! ;D

Connie: *le wide sparkling eyes*

AWESOOOOOMMMEEE~!!!! *A*

Good, you're qualified, Jean-os Kirstein.

And by the way, we're almost late. Come on, Jean-os!

Let's go on for the big awesome mission! XD

*then has started to fly off*

Jean: I'M ON MY WAY, EGGYHEAD NXGGA!!! X)

Connie and Jean: *they already went far far away together as the super amazing partners in crime* .....( *^*)

Eren: *fanboying intensely while watching the 2 superheroes* >/////<

YOOOOO GOODY LUCK DXCKS! HAVE FUN COSPLAYING YOUR AXX AROUND HERE!!! >0<

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~ Not more than 30 minutes later... ~

Connie and Jean: *have returned back to the headquarters, making a speechlessly gloomy face* =///////=

Eren: *just came in to the two*

Oh, welcome back boys, how's your mission going along-???

Uhhh??? 0-0

On holy shxt's sake what's bothering with you two? :-(

Connie: It's a damn terrible news...

Our glam boss...

Emem Meme-chan... T///T

Jean: She's now confining in the hospital again...

And she's almost dying......!!! :'(

Connie and Jean: *then uncontrollably sobs a giant waterfall*

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~!!! (T^T)

Eren: *gasps awefully* (0A0)

BOSS EMEM-CHAN...???

JESUS CHRIST! NO WAY...!!!

*starts to jump off to the window immediately*

~ And you'll find out soon what matters about the boss-chan... ~