✌Holy Crack on TITAN✌

One Punch Connie 2

Trina: After one day of Connie-san's intense training... ,'-',

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Colossal titan: *just appeared behind the Wall Rose* :-[

Levi: Tch. Here comes that fxcking enemy boss again... =_=

Erwin: Everyone, grab your weapons and knock it down right away!

Connie: *already has a shiny skinny head* (:D)

Armin: Nooo my eyes!!! I can't see now!

>o< CONNIE WHY THE HECK UR HEAD IS SO FXCKING SHINEEY???

Connie: =////= Commander...

*drops down his 3DMG and his blades into the ground*

I'll do it by myself for you...

Erwin: ,0.0, Springler! I'd told you before don't do that! It's too pretty dangerous out there! So we have to team up together to eradicate every titan existence in the world!

Connie: No thanks, I don't really need it.

*starts to rip off his uniform*

*then magically transforms into a red, white, and yellow superhero suit* B)

Erwin: QAQ WHAAA???

GODDAMN HOW FXCKING DARE YOU!?!?

Connie: Don't panick out, Commander. Sit back. Just watch and learn...

*flies off away to the direction of the target titan*

Erwin: *grunts* :[ HEY DAMMIT!!! Where the hell are you going? Come back here once!!!

Hanji: *comforts Erwin* :'( Commander, would you please calm down a bit?

Connie: *thrusts his right fist forward*

THIS IS 4 U, MOTHERFXCKING GIGANTIC DXCK!!! B]

*then beats up the colossal titan on it's neck singlehandedly in one intense critical strike*

Colossal titan: *instantly died to the grounds* (x-x)

Erwin: *astonished in disbelief* O//A\\O

Springler... How the fxck did you...???

Eren: That's my boi... :')

*gives a round of applause*

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SIDENOTE: Eren Jaeger once had been a total obsessive fanatic of One Punch Man, until now...

AND THAT'S HOW THE ONE PUNCH MAN SAVES EVERY TROUBLES OF THE DAY, ESPECIALLY TO THOSE TIMES OF TITAN INVASIONS, DUH...