Emem is Having a Boyfriend???

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March 3, 2016

Eren: *looks at the uploaded photo on Facebook on his android phone*

(OAO) WUTDAFAQ NOOO!!! What was admin bxtch doing with that sleeping nxgga?

Jean: *walks in behind Eren* What is it, Eren? I wonder what's going on here so weird about her?

*gapes at the picture*

OHMAYGOD O.O YOOOO Why the hell she gonna seduce that unknown boi?

Mikasa: Hmmmmph... =~= Another photo scandal.

Maybe someone took it. Who did upload this fxcking pic?

Erwin: I'll take care, Ackerman. I'll gonna slay someone who sneaked out behind her.

Connie: I suppose a titan did.

Ymir: *nods* Yeah, actually titans love to ship everything.

Krista: =.= Awww, you're making dumb opinions all the time. And I say no cuz you know, we humans have all the brains! :)

Armin: Wait, was'nt that John Paul?

Eren: He wasn't. He's a motherfxcking random guy.

Armin: NOOOO!!! T^T *sob sob*

EEEEW! How dare you titan head! That random guy doesn't match hers!

Cuz I've already shipped her and John Paul, but why this have to be such a great failure? :'(

Hanji: You know Armin, I dont wanna have John Paul to hers...

But, YAAAAYYYYY!!!! *\(^-^)/*

Everytime I have seen this pic, surely I just wanna ship her and that sleepy guy!

KYAAAAAA XD THIS GONNA BE SO AWESOME!!!

SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! *spinning dances* ^o^

Eren: No way! I disagree your point. X(

Hanji: Eren, whyyy? ,'o',

Eren: Cuz I proudly ship her and Kevin! That's all. And that unknown sleepy guy will ever break her up soon! *^*

And Kevin will be her forever prince!

Armin: D: Boooo I think your points will never happen through!

That sleepy guy is an old fxcking hag

And that Kevin nxgga will forever be a priest!

FOR ME I WANNA HAVE JOHN PAUL FOR HER! NO MORE FURTHER COMPLAINTS!

Don't you ever know he's accompanying her much often and I have saw why she's keeping on his side almost all times!

Jean: *grunts* Here you go again jerks, your pairings worth none at all! Ahahahaha! X)

All I want for that bxtch to be destines is no other than that Math nxgga...

AND IT'S REYNOLD! AHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE FXCKING PATHETIC LOZERS! :P

Hanji: *folds arms* (*^*) Hmmmph. No one will ever beat me if that new guy will be hers. And I wish they'll experiment in the closet soon! XD

So I call that fxcking ship

EMEM X SLEEPY GUY!

Eren: SHIIIIIII!!! X( HANJI THAT GUY ON THE PIC IS THE BOMBER!

SO I WANT EMEM X KEVIN FOR THE WIN

Armin: SHUDDUP NXGGAS! EMEM X JOHN PAUL IZZ ZE BEST! %>_<%

Jean: WHO'LL RAISE ARMS FOR EMEM X REYNOLD???

Hanji: EMSLEEP

Eren: EMKEV

Armin: EMPAUL

Jean: EMNOLD

Hanji: EMSLEEP!

Eren: EMKEV!

Armin: EMPAUL!

Jean: EMNOLD!

Hanji: EMNUTS

Eren: JerEmy

Armin: EreRi

Jean: Me x Mikasa ;-)

Mikasa: EreMika....

Reiner: EruRi

Ymir: YumiKuri ;)

Krista: Eeew! Jean x Marco

Erwin: FraLoma

Connie: ItaSere

Marco: *forever invisible* Canada pls...

Bertholdt: .·'¯'(>o<)'¯'·. TITAAAANS!!!

Sasha: *covers ears* OHHH >.< YOU GOTTA KEEP QUIET GUYS!!!

U BETTA WATCH OUT!

LEVI HEICHOU IZZZ COMING!

Levi: *just appeared from nowhere*

=^= *glaring deadly daggers in front of troops* TCH.

Everyone: *nervously looks at Levi, gritting teeths in a horrible surprise* T~T

Levi: *groans* That's enough brats.

Wash your shxtty mouths up.

I smell noise pollution. Yuck. That stinks! =_=

*****

(A/N) Okay well, do u really guess who's that sleeping guy who was with me and the fxcking mystery person who's trying to spy on me to spill out through the internet to ruin out my virginity and human reputation?

You guys never knew that,

But I've already know who are! Ahahahaha!!! XD

Sorry I can't tell you to mention their names cuz it's only my personal secret and surely no one will ever breach and reveal those motherfxcking actors!

Get lost to hell you uploader!

And especially to that guy, I detest you! Go fxck ur other bxtch!

(pic above not mine)

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