SCENARIO 9
February 18, 2016
Eren: I..... I.... FXCK!!!.....
(>///////<)
Everyone: *a moment silence*.......
Jean: OH COME ON TITAN HEAD! What are u waiting for so long???
Armin: Dammit! How long will you reply this fxcking option? Are ya gonna wait for a long year to respond that??? HELLO???
Levi: *moans* =////= Shuuuuush. Zip your stinky bags, please.
Cuz I smell something fxcking strange from you.
Eren: >///< *lost his attention* Booooshxt! This is so awkward I couldn't reply you! Oi you puny priest! Can ya repeat me once more cuz I couldn't figure out that piece of shxt!
Priest!Kevin: Awwww... *flowed out some sweat* ':(
*stammers* D-do you E-eren.... to accept L-levi.... t-to be y-your... d-destined....and....e-everlasting s-spouse....???
*then murmurs a line of curses in his mind* 'X[
Oh holy shxt.... I'm not already have perfectly go through with this expected obligation!
Eren: *groans of being pxssed off*
Yeah, all right.... thanks.
*gradually glances at Levi*
*his eyes went to sparkle in sudden surprise*
*then his cheeks tinted in increasing levels of red*
*heart pounds in 300 beats per minute*
*once he felt his affection, he stares the bride blooming as a goddess in the slomo pace*
O////O Oh. my. fxcking. God. Why am I feeling strange like this than before...?
Everyone: *shrilling screams from Eren's passionate reaction*
Me: ....... :[
Hang on for a sec, I see Eren bae's tsundere-ness just have vanished away...
*sob sob* T^T
THIZ IZZ IT!...
IT'S GONNA BE TRUE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
*sniff sniff* OH NUUU MY GLAM FACE! D':
PLEASE GIMME SOME TISSUES AND A BRIEFCASE OF FACIAL COSMETICS JUST RIGHT AWAY...
Andrea: But uh.... we don't really have 'em.
Reynold: )': Stop weeping, crying might waste away your precious beauty....
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SCENARIO 10
Eren: ......... -//////-
L-levi......???
Levi: *flushing pink* Yes, dear brat...?
Eren: *stutters* I.... >////<
C-cant h-hold..... this f-feeling f-for you....
Why a-am I e-experienced like t-this???
*sighs heavily*
UGGGGGH!!!
O-okay.... I'll t-trust y-you and I'll love y-you back...
Everyone: *gasps of astonishment* HUUUUUHHH??? (,'o',)
Levi: You true, brat...???
*sheds a tear iof intense feels* :'|
Will you accept me now as your beloved wife???
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