In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

I'm in Konoha. Be Jealous.

Pic to the side is Kago
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I woke up with a tingly feeling. When I opened my eyes, someone was carrying me on their back. So I did what any other defenceless girl would do.

"Hey there." I said, practically feeling Tori mentally facepalm. The person looked over his shoulder at me, making my eyes widen.

"Tori, is it me, or does this guy look like Kakashi?" I asked, louder than intended. Though, considering we were pretty close... made sense he heard me. The guy looked at me weirdly, then put me down.

'You're right.' Tori said. Then I heard a gruff chuckle. That laugh. I'd know it anywhere. Looking in the direction of the voice, I gave a small laugh at the wolf I saw. He was all animated and shizz.

"Kago!" I jumped at him, tackling him to the ground. He laughed again, and let me lie on his stomach for a few seconds.

"Oh yeah, guys, where are we? Why're we here? And why the hell does this dude look like Kakashi?" I asked, all at once. Kago sighed and I felt Tori's presence fade away to the back of my mind. He usually does that when he's pissed or if he wants to think about something.

Let the thinking begin, then.

"Ahem." I spun around to see Kakashi look at me like I was weird.

"What?" I asked, genuinely questioning what he wanted. He sighed and shook his head.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm Kuroi. Who are you?" I replied. He gave me a closed eye smile.

"Kakashi Hatake." he said. I grinned. Another Naruto dream, huh? Yessss.

"Ohmygosh, you're Kakashi Hatake, the famous copy nin from Konoha! I knew you looked like him, but I didn't think you were actually him, which is awesome!" I squealed. He looked surprised but nodded slowly anyway.

"You've heard of me?" he asked.

'Great, your big mouth gave us away. They can't know who we are or where we come from, idiot. They won't believe us.' Tori said, coming back to the front of my mind. Oops.

"Um, yeah, of course, you're in the Bingo Book." I said.

"Nice save, Kuroi." Kago said quietly, obviously laughing at my attempt. I growled at him.

"Oh, okay." Kakashi said. I sweatdropped. Well that was easy. Wait, since he's here, that means I'm in Konoha. I love dreams where I'm in Konoha.

"Where am I in the series?" I blurted out. Crayon monkeys on a bicycle, I'm an idiot. He gave me a strange look.

"Huh?"

"I mean, who's the Hokage?" I said.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen." he replied, eyeing me suspiciously. I visibly relaxed, laughing and walked away, towards the village gates in the distance.

"No worries, Kakashi, I'm not here to raid the village or anything." I said, and he relaxed. Though honestly that most likely made him double suspicious.

'We're gonna leave that to Orochimaru.' Tori added in my head. I stopped.

"Kakashi." I said in a serious tone.

"What is it?" he asked, aware of the sudden tension.

"Have the Chuunin Exams started yet?" I asked. He shook his head.

"No, but how-" I cut him off.

"Sorry, I can only tell the Hokage. Apart from that, just remember; I know everything. The past, present and future of this village." I said in a cold tone. He was thoroughly weirded out, so that means...