In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Oreo-chi-moo-moo goes on a field trip

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I'm back from the dead, people!!!!! Woot! It hasn't been a full two weeks yet, has it? I don't have a clue. Oh well, I'm just happy I can write again! Yeah, it was a bit hard concentrating when I was being bombarded by ideas for this fic, but what the hell, just go with it! :D

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"I'm leaving." I call to Akira and Kago, who were inside my room watching over Naruto and Sasuke, and disappear into the shadows, and reappear at the front gates, stepping out of Kotetsu's shadow. He shreiks, then notices it's me and calms down. I roll my eyes. "Later guys, be back in ten days." I said, and they nodded.  "Where's Kago?" asked Izumo, I jerked my thumb in the direction of the village. "He stayed behind to do some things." I replied, and they nodded again. 

I then threw my head back and howled, chorused by the dogs of the village, and it was easy for me to pick Kago's howl; it was by far the loudest, and the strongest, full of power and authority. 'I'll take care of everything while you're gone.' it said, and I smirked. He'd make a damn good alpha, if it weren't for his weird loyalty for Baskerville. Whatever. I nodded at the two guards before I leapt into the forest, hunting a certain someone down. 

Lucifer pointed to the clearing ahead of us, and I junped down from the branch I was standing on, to see Orochimaru. He grinned that weird, disturbing, pedophile smile of his, and I stuck my tongue out at him. "Ready, Oreo-chi-moo-moo?" I asked, and he glared. I noticed he never liked the nickname I gave him. Oh well, he'd be dead in a minute, no need to worry. He then dashed towards me with a kunai, and I fended him off, dodging quite easily. "What are you waiting for? Do your tricks, little girl." he said, and I tilted my head to the side. "Why in such a hurry? I would think a person wouldn't literally ask to die. You're not suicidal, are you?" I asked, and he growled and lunged at me, making handsigns. "Wind Style: Great Breakthrough!" a huge gust of wind came towards me and I narrowed my eyes, my pupils turning into slits as I jumped and let myself be carried with the wind, but not enough to be blown away. I looked back up to his furious face.  "Aww, was that you're best? Well then, I fail to see how you managed to be a Sannin. After all, you were so cute when you were small..." I said, and he halted in his new handsigns and stared at me.

"What? I mean it, you were so cute when you were younger. Oh god, now I'm the pedophile!" I anime cried. He looks cute when he's confused... DAFUQ, BRAIN!? I noticed him look away and Lucifer cough, and it took a whole ten seconds for me to realise I said all that out loud. "Oh...my flying crayon..." I said, and then closed my eyes. "Orochimaru." I said, opening my eyes again, and he raised an eyebrow, looking surprised still, and confuzzled as to why I used his full name. "Imma be straight with you...I'm in love with your younger self." I said. "BUT! Shut the fuck up, Lucifer," I added to a laughing demon on the ground. "But, right now, I hate every bone in your body, and if you keep staring at me like that I will break each and every one of them, yeah?" I said, and he nodded, somewhat hesitantly.

 Before we could do anything, however, Lucifer gasped. "Master." he said, and I turned, pissing off Orochimaru. "Little girl, I ssstrongly sssuggesst if you don't want to die, then you fight." he said, and I flipped him off. "Master, Sasuke is getting closer to the time of possession." he said, and my eyes widened, then darkened to black. "Orochimaru, do you want Sasuke?" I asked, and he hissed at me before saying yes. I grinned crazily, showing my sharp teeth. "Good, 'cause you're gonna have to wait if you wanna get him. Not that you will, anyway." I said, and he glared.

"What iss that ssuppossed to mean?" he hissed, and I sighed. "Whether or not we fight for him right now, his soul will die." I said, and he looked shocked, then smiled. "Good. All I need is his body." he said, and I couldn't help but snicker at how perverted that sounded. Quickly containing myself, I shot him my worst death glare I ever sent anyone, and he flinched slightly. "Orochimaru, you will wait for me to have our battle, or so help me god I will kill Sasuke." I said, and he laughed. "You wouldn't, he's your dear friend." he said, and I barked out a laugh. "You don't know what I would do to keep him safe, do you?" I asked, and he glared. 

"Keep your word, little girl." he said, and I nodded. "Good boy. Now come here." I said, holding out my hand. He glared at me, but took my hand nevertheless. (It was surprisingly un-scaly, by the way) I disappeared into the shadows, and appeared  in a place Orochimaru never thought he would be in. On a huge ass mountain that overlooked...nothing. Absolutely nothing. Unless you count the HUNDRED THOUSAND MILLION demons walking about the place! Lucifer, however, looked extremely happy as he landed next to us in a crouch. He stood straight up and grinned like a madman, and took a deep breath and spoke in his demon voice.

"ALL DURAS, OPASTS, EVERYONE! THE NOBLESSE HAS RETURNED!"

Silence~ 

Then...

Cheers erupted, making me cover my ears. Dayum, I'm just one person, have some fucking decency, people! Oh, right...demons. Hehe, oops.
Lucifer beckoned me forward and I slowly but surely made my way to the tip of the overhand of the mountain, releasing Orochimaru's hand. Peeking over the edge, I felt a pull towards everywhere at once, and felt myself being torn apart, and screamed. Weird part? It was more of a roar than a scream, and came out in my demon voice. I grinned when I was done, enjoying the shocked silence, before once again, more screams and cheers. Is it a custom here to scream the living daylights out of the authorities?!

I grinned at all the happy faces, and then remembered what I was here to do. My mood darkened instantly, and, as if they felt my anger from all the way down there, everyone became silent. I spoke again. "Does anyone here know of the name Sasuke Uchiha?"

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That was fun :) Kuroi's first trip to the Underworld...doesn't seem to happy, does it? Oh well, let's see what's gonna happen :D

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