In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Flying Crayons will rule!

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We travelled to Suna, and left with Chiyo, who seemed to dislike me for some reason. Whatever, I don't care. Although I liked her, she would be dead soon, so I tried REALLY hard not to get too close to her. Sniff.

"Kuroi-chan, when are we gonna get there?!" Naruto bawled, making me thump him on the head to shut him up. I sighed. "We're gonna be there soon." I replied. Here we were, Team 7 (and Chiyo), jumping through the trees to get to the Akatsuki base. Thankfully, I, being awesome, remembered the only base there was around Konoha, and led them there. (LIES! Lucifer had to show them the way) We were nearing the base, and we met up with Gai and his team along the way. I nodded in acknowledgement, recieving one back from Neji and a smile from TenTen, while Gai and Lee wouldn't shut up about youth until I made Lucifer do something about it.

Flashback

*This scene is censored for the safety of whatever is left of the innocence of the readers*

Flashback end.

Gruesome, was it not?

"Master, we're here." Lucifer said, and I nodded, and came to a stop, as did the others. We stood outside the base of the Akatsuki, and I sighed, smiling as I remembered the first time I was here. Hidan and Kakuzu had a hard time making me shut up, and Tobi wasn't helping much when he was being a 'good boy'. Brushing my thoughts aside, I told everyone to stay back, and as they left I did what I had been doing for a month and the barrier was broken. Kakashi eyed me. 

"How'd you know what to do?" he asked, and I sighed. 

"I'll tell you guys when we get back to the village." I said, and Chiyo scoffed. 

"You mean, 'If we get back to the village.'." she said, and I snorted. 

"Nope, I mean 'When.' We will get back there, I know it. Because I can't imagine Saso-kun or Dei-kun killing me, or anyone I hold important." I replied, and she rose an eyebrow.

"Saso-kun? As in Sasori of the Sand?" she asked, and I nodded, then dashed into the cave, all dramatic-like, with the others following. We came to the place where the two Akatsuki members were, and I smiled at bothe of them. Deidara waved, while Hiruko's tail swished back and forth, almost like a wave. I giggled.

"Kuroi-san. It's a pleasure to see you again." Hiruko said, and I bowed mockingly. 

"Akasuna no Sasori. I have awaited this day, and-" I burst out laughing. 

"Okay, I can't keep this up, drop the formalities, Saso-kun. If we weren't on different sides, I would have hugged you by now." I said, and he chuckled in that deep, creepy voice of his. Deidara laughed as well. 

"Well, Kuroi, nice to see you again, un." he said, and I smiled. 

"You too, Dei-kun." I said, but we were interrupted by Chiyo.

"Sasori, how do you know her?" she mumbled, but the cave echoed, so we all heard it. Hiruko looked at me and I shook my head. 

"I'm afraid I cannot reveal that, grandmother, but she will tell you, if you do not die here." he said, and the others pretty much got lightbulbs over their heads. 

"What do you mean, 'If I die here'?" The little girl's gonna die faster than I am." she said, and the other two scoffed. 

"She...is stronger than all of us." came Sasori's true voice from behind Hiruko. I smiled.