In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

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"I. ISH. BATMAN!" I said, jumping out and freaking Kakashi out. Poor guy. Since I had an emergency meeting in Lukedonia yesterday, our D-Ranked mission was put off until today :) 

"Kuroi, stop being an idiot. Let's go." he said, and I saluted. 

"Sir yes sir! Wait, we're on the same level now, so... NO!" I said, and he sweatdropped. 

"You've been on my level since the Chuunin Exams, remember? Isn't that why you haven't been calling me Kakashi-sensei?" he reminded, and I sweatdropped, then frowned. 

"No, that's not why at all. Whether or not we were on the same level, I would call you Kakashi. Authority doesn't matter to me unless I feel it's convenient, like now, for example." I said, all smart like, then kicked him in the shin. He was about to strangle me, it looked like, but I held up a hand.

"We're on the same level, you should be able to take a hit like that." I said, and he gave me a lazy yet annoyed glare.

"So, what are we waiting for?" I asked, and he gave me an 'are you serious?' look. 

"The people that are supposed to be doing the damn mission." he replied, and I deflated, blushing slightly. 

"I knew that......" I said, totally embarrassed. Gah, I'm an idiot!  

"Hn. Usuratonkachi, don't go so fast, you're gonna fall." I heard.  

"Teme, have some faith!" came another voice. 

"Naruto, Sasuke-kun, be careful!" came the last voice. Kakashi's eyebrow rose.  

"What...did you do?" he asked, staring at me. I grinned, flashing my sharp pearly whites. 

"Teamwork...all you gotta do is work on it." I said, and he gave me a shocked look. Until he nearly got whiplash turning back around, wide eyed when he heard another voice.  

"Leave them, Sakura-san They're dickless, they don't have much to lose." I snickered.  

"Kuroi, this is alot more than team work, how...?" he asked, and I shrugged. 

"Honestly, I don't know. I told them that they're all my friends/family, so I don't get why they can't get along. After that, it was a downhill ride." I said, and he looked thoughtful, then stared at me for a few seconds, then gave me a closed eye smile. 

"I see. Keep up the good work." he said, and I nodded dumbly, not sure what he had to think so hard about before. 

Meh. Whatever.

"Kuroi-chan!" Naruto 

"Kuroi." Sasuke 

"Hey Kuroi!" Sakura 

"Kuroi-san." Sai 

"Kakashi-sensei!?" 

"Kakashi-sensei." 

"Kakashi-sensei, you're early!" 

"Kakashi-san." 

I think you know who said what. 

"Yeah, he's early for once, get over it. No, wait, never mind, this could take a while to get used to, if it ever happens again." I said, and the others nodded. 

"Okay. If he comes early, we have to stop playing strip poker, rummicub, black jack and monopoly." Naruto said, looking down sadly. It was so ADORABLE! I gave Kakashi a glare. How dare he make Naruto sad! Then I gave him a thumbs up for letting me see Naruto look like this. CUTE! Kakashi's eyebrow rose again as he noticed another glare being aimed at him. This time from....