In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Revival

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This chapter had me thinking for quite a while, but it was done nonetheless :)
Hope you like it :3

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'Where am I? Lucifer? Kago?' I called. No answer. Looking around I noticed that I'm floating....somewhere. 'Yeah, Kuroi, that totally helps your situation.' I think, facepalming my self. Soon enough, I heard a 'swoosh' and there was a...SKELETON. I stared at it, and it stared back. This went on for a good few minutes. 'Kuroi, quit staring at him, he won't bite you.' came a voice...Kago? I turned to see him and Lucifer standing behind me. I furrowed by eyebrows. 
'Hey, guys. Where are we?' I ask, and Lucifer sighs. He comes over to me and puts a hand on my shoulder, looking ahead to the skeleton. 'I really didn't want you to come here anytime soon, but it seems he has something else in mind.' he said, gesturing to Mr. Bones over there. I frowned. 'Who is he?' I asked, and Lucifer grimaced. 'That, Master, would be, in simple terms, Death.' he replied, and I gasped. 

'This is....Death?' I asked, and he nodded, and the skeleton seemed to smile. With a O.o face, I took a step back, and Lucifer chuckled. 'Noblesse-sama, I, Azrael, humbly meet you.' the skeleton said, and my eyes grew wide. Turning to Lucifer who was giving me a closed eye smile, I freaked. 'Azrael? You mean the 'Archangel of Death' Azrael? But I can't meet him now, I can't die now, I've got things to do, people to see, and I am FREAKING OUT, SOMEONE EXPLAIN!' Like I said, I freaked. Lucifer sweatdropped, and Mr. Bones, newly dubbed 'Azrael' chuckled.

'Noblesse-sama, I-'
'Kuroi.' I corrected. He looked shocked, although how he could made me wonder...
He then nodded. 'Well then, Kuroi-sama, I have not come to take your soul. I have come to warn you, test you, and make an offer.' he said, and I tilted my head to the side. 'Warn me? Test? An offer?' I questioned, and he nodded. I looked at Lucifer, and we had a silent conversation, before I turned back to Azrael and nodded. He brought his closed fist out in front of him, and opened it, for me to see my crystal ball. In the other hand which he also had held out, he opened that one to show me another crystal ball. I frowned and looked up at him. 

'Kuroi-sama, I warn you, the decision I think you might make will be very hard to go through with.' he said, and I nodded unsurely, still not entirely clear of what was happening. 'Then, go ahead.' he said, and I raised an eyebrow. 'Choose one to look through.' he said, and I nodded. 'However, this one,' he showed me the one in his left hand. 'Will show you the truth, but it will be nothing but despair for Konohagakure.' he said, and I looked up at him sharply, my eyes narrowing. 'And this,' he gestured to the one in his right; the one that was mine. 'Will show you a fake world, one in which this 'Sasuke' person never leaves the village, where 'Itachi' never dies, a village where everything is peaceful, and you will not have a thing to worry about. You, and everyone you know will have riches, fame, whatever you desire.' he said, and my eyes widened. I grit my teeth and loked down, my bangs covering my eyes from view (A/N SHIT JUST GOT REAL!)

 'You're saying...if I want a good life for Naru-kun, it'll be fake...and if I want a real world, it'll be sadness and despair?' I confirmed, and he nodded. I felt a growl rumbling in my chest, and as I looked back up at Azrael, I glared. 'No.' I said quietly. He cocked his head to the side. ''No''?' he repeated, and my growl grew fiercer. 'No. No way in the love of God am I gonna agree to this!' I shouted, and there was silence, until he laughed. I frowned. 'What?' I asked, and he calmed down. 'Very good, Kuroi-sama. Now, for my offer.' He continued. 'I can let you have the future you want, but it comes with a price.' he said, and I nodded immediately. 'Shoot.' I said, bracing myself for the consequences. 'You must return to the Underworld every month, at least twice.' he said, and I blinked, once. Twice. 

'That's it?' I asked, and he nodded. A huge grin spread across my face, and I glomped him. 'Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! I'll do it, YES!' I said, and untangled myself from him. He stood still, as if in shock, before shaking his head, slowly. I raised an eyebrow. 'Never have any of the previous Noblesse done such a thing...' he said, and I grinned. 'Well, I have, and there won't be any others after me, so Imma hug ya every chance I get!' I say, showing him the peace sign. He gives me a weird look (although how he manages to show expressions being a skeleton, I will not know) and then nods. 'Right. Now, about your 'future;\', I think you might want to go now, unless you want not to have one at all.' he says, and I cock my head to one side. 

'Oh yeah, where are we?' I ask, and hear the silent Kago and Lucifer anime fall behind me. The skeleton chuckles. 'In your mind, Kuroi-sama.' he replies, and I nod, saluting him. 'Gotcha.' I say, and let the familiar feeling of mild irritation - the one I usually get when I leave my mind- take over. I open my eyes and see.....

"WHY THE FUCK CRACKER IS SARUTOBI FIGHTING THE SNAKE, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!" I scream, distracting Orochimaru and making him faceplant. I sweatdrop. "Oops." I mumble, as they all stare at me weirdly. "Dudes, what? Quit checking me out, you're such creepers." I say, and they glare at me, before their eyes widen. "Kuroi, you're alive?" asks the Hokage, and I pat myself all over, then pull my cheeks. "Seems so." I say as my cheeks snap back into place like rubber bands. He mumbles something incoherent under his breath, but I could see Orochimaru smirking for some reason. I grew an anime irk mark. "Oi, you two quit talking to each other about me, dammit!" I say, and they sigh.

"Kukuku....seems the little girl is alive." Orochimaru says, and I give him the finger. "I'm immortal, asshole." I say, and he raises an eyebrow at me. "So am I." he says, b ut I scoff. "Liar." I say, and he twitches. 
"I really am."
"Nope, you're soo not."
"I am."
"Liar."
"Look, I am."
"Nope."
"Yes I-"
"You know, you're easier to talk to than Itachi."
"Wha-?"
"Kuroi, how do you know him?" 
"Joined the Akatsuk-" ..............."No reason." 
"When you kill him we will have a long talk."
"Fine...wait, when I kill him? You're giving me permission to kill him?" I ask, and he sighs.
"Because you've never killed someone before?"
"Oh...right, hehe...anyway! Oreo-chi-moo-moo, You ain't fucking immortal because you take other people's bodies, which DOESN'T FLIPPING COUNT. So your immortality is invalid."  I say, and they all stare at me. 

"What would you know of-"
"A whole freaking lot more than you, bastard! Now shut the fuck up and die, I've gotta stop Gaara from goin crazy...no, wait, Lucifer's there, he should be able to hold it off for a while."
Kago runs in. "Alpha, Lucifer says he can't hold it off anymore or he'll end up destroting the plot!"

"FUUUUUUUUUU- OROCHIMARU, C'MERE!" I call, and he grins before coming over to me, preparing to battle. I, instead, drape my arm over his shoulder. "How about we let you go without any harm, I save Gaara, you get stronger with Kabuto, then after six years you come back?" I bargain, and he hisses. I roll my eyes. "Fine. Iet you go, save Gaara, and in two days you come back for Sasuke. We fight, whoever wins gets to take/keep the duckass." I say, leaning on him, and he smirks. "Very well...Kuroi." he said, and I give him weird looks. "What?" he demands, and I rub the back of my neck, backing away from him and smiling sadly. 

"Don't get along with me so well, asshole...It'll make it harder for me to kill you..." I reply, and he narrows his eyes before he teleported with a 'poof', leaving me on the floor where I fell at the loss of him to keep me up. I 'tsk'ed. "How rude." I say, looking to the Hokage, who was staring at me, wide-eyed. "I don't even wanna know what that look's for. Whatever, Imma go help Lucifer." I say, disappearing in a swirl of reddish-black swirls. Awesome, was I not?

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IS KUROI NOT AWESOME, PEOPLE? YEAH, SHE SOO IS. ANYWHO, THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE, AND I HOPE YOU LIKED IT :3

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