aries: F*** THIS ISN'T FAIR
taurus: sh*t i haven't lost my virginity yet
gemini: *sleeps through it*
cancer: *won't stop scREAMING*
leo: BUT I'M NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
virgo: why is it happening today? my hair looks so good today fml
libra: *vlogging as it happens*
scorpio: finally
sagittarius: there's so much more stupid sh*t i wanted to do aw man
capricorn: *spends their last few minutes eating*
aquarius: haha b*tches, i predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. now die.... slowly.... painfully...
pisces: *doesn't even hear it because music is playing on max*
if there's anything i'm trying to learn how to do, it's to stay in the present and look towards the future. the past is in the past; you can't change it, so why try?
xoxo ♏️
YOU ARE READING
what's your sign? // a zodiac book // completed
RandomHIGHEST RANKING - #10 IN RANDOM - 9/30/16 since i've been obsessed with astrology lately, i've decided to be stereotypical and write yet another zodiac signs book. *ignores shouts of protest because i'm just adding to the hundreds of them on wattpad...
