❝I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you. They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth.❞
. . .in which her love for him is not only the cure to her brokenness, but the cause.
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RYAN IS RYAN AND REYNA IS REYNA; THEIR LAST NAMES ARE JUST SWITCHED BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH IDIOTS _____
iMESSAGE between RYAN and REYNA
Ryan Foster Guess where I'm at?
Reyna Reynolds Where?
Ryan Foster I'm in your master bathroom.
Reyna Reynolds Why, Ryan?
Ryan Foster I had to shit. Why else?
Reyna Reynolds I meant why are you in my house, fat?
Ryan Foster Blake and I are waiting here for you, Sebastian, and the kids with James.
Reyna Reynolds You guys weren't supposed to come until next week.
Ryan Foster Surprise, bitch.
Reyna Reynolds Just stay out of my kitchen.
Ryan Foster It's okay, because I found the secret stash of food you have in your closet, which is fucking huge by the way.
Reyna Reynolds GET OUT NOW
Ryan Foster You have a fucking secret fridge in your closet, Reyna!
Reyna Reynolds Ryan, I swear if you don't get out
Ryan Foster How has Sebastian never found your secret fridge?
Reyna Reynolds Because he's stupid.
Ryan Foster I have struck gold.
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Reyna Reynolds Get the fuck out of my room, Ryan.
Ryan Foster Sure. Don't be mad when you come home to find that your Sour Patch Kids are all gone.
Reyna Reynolds Please don't! I keep that stash so I don't have to share with Mariana or Theodor.
Ryan Foster You neglectful bitch.
Reyna Reynolds You know how they are. They eat absolutely everything, and my fridge and my candy stash is the only way I can make sure I have something for myself.
Ryan Foster Just found a microwave hidden in the wall of your closet. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Reyna Reynolds I'm not gonna walk all the way to the kitchen to pop some fucking popcorn.
Ryan Foster Why do you need popcorn, huh? You lettin' Sebastian butter your muffin? You two doing a late night butter session under the sheets?
Reyna Reynolds No, but thank you for reminding me that after he leaves I won't get laid for months at a time.
Ryan Foster Better hope it stays the same for him.
Reyna Reynolds You know I trust him, right? He is my husband, y'know.
Ryan Foster And you also trust Leighton, which is really your mistake here.
Reyna Reynolds You're such an idiot.
Ryan Foster You can't trust a person who hates mustard and mayonnaise but eats ketchup on their mashed potatoes and their eggs. That's disgusting.
Reyna Reynolds And you're stupid. We're about to land though, so I'll see you in a little bit.
Ryan Foster Hell yeah.
Reyna Reynolds Stay out of my fridge.
Ryan Foster Should've told me that before I found the pizza rolls.
