SCREWY PARENT SQUAD
FOSTER
I would like to make an announcement
that I just remembered.
STAN
What
LIVELY
Are you pregnant
REYNOLDS
How the hell could she be pregnant?
She's only had sex like once since
her and Sebastian have been back
together
FOSTER
First correction: sixteen times
Second correction: no I'm not
pregnant
LIVELY
It's been five fucking days wtf
STAN
I'm scared
FOSTER
This isn't what we're talking about, B
REYNOLDS
Then what are we talking about
STAN
Please tell me before I get scared
FOSTER
Ryan smacked my ass our anniversary
night okay
REYNOLDS
You dirty little snitch.
STAN
Was it firm
FOSTER
seBASTIAN
STAN
I'M JUST ASKING OKAY
FOR RESEARCH
LIVELY
I would like to know if it was firm
as well
FOSTER
What is you guys obsession with my
ass damn
REYNOLDS
It was very nice, very firm
STAN
Hmm I like it
FOSTER
I didn't because it fucking hurt okay
REYNOLDS
You were struggling and I had to do
something to stop you. I couldn't just
let your squirming ruin the suit that's
been festering in a special closet for the
last seven years
FOSTER
I'm not five, Ry
STAN
Lol you know you liked it
LIVELY
I just snorted
FOSTER
What is the matter with you
STAN
Could've asked you the same thing
last night BABYGIRL
FOSTER
Fuck you
STAN
You did, and you did a great job too
I'll return the favor later on
REYNOLDS
You should expose her more
FOSTER
Or not
STAN
She enjoys hair pulling a lot
But that's all I'm gonna say
Otherwise we'll get into this never
ending 50 Shades of Reyna Stan
discussion and I'd rather keep that
between the two of us
REYNOLDS
This is great, I'm laughing
FOSTER
Why is the conversation even happening
right now
LIVELY
It all started when you first pressed
the send button
STAN
I love you Rey 😂
FOSTER
I could expose you too man
STAN
Please don't, I'm weirder than you are
REYNOLDS
Exposed him please
LIVELY
I want to know the REAL Sebastian Stan
FOSTER
He's really lucky I don't say anything
STAN
Lol thank you
REYNOLDS
Why must you keep secrets from us
FOSTER
Like Sebastian said, I'd rather it stay
between the two of us 😉
REYNOLDS
Whack
FOSTER
Well I just got a text from Morgan yay
LIVELY
Aw, I miss Morgan
What'd she say
FOSTER
I need to go
STAN
Rey???
FOSTER
I need to go right now
I'll talk to you guys later, okay?
REYNOLDS
What's wrong? Did something happen?
Is Margarita okay? Is Morgan okay?
FOSTER
Leave it alone, I'll call you later
REYNOLDS
Rey, what the hell is wrong
LIVELY
Reyna Lynn Foster-Stan, come back
REYNOLDS
What's wrong, sweetie
LIVELY
Sebastian she isn't answering, where the
hell did she go?
STAN
I have no clue, to be honest. She
literally just kinda ran away
REYNOLDS
Is she okay?
STAN
I don't know...that's what I'm worried
about
LIVELY
Well this escalated very quickly
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WELL, GET READY FOR A VERY OVERPROTECTIVE SEBASTIAN STAN GUYS
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN BUT I'M STILL PULLING ON AN IMPORTANT ISSUE HERE
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Bleeding Love → Sebastian Stan
Fanfiction❝I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you. They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth.❞ . . .in which her love for him is not only the cure to her brokenness, but the cause. [mostly social media] [book three] [Highest ranking in...
