❝I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you. They try to pull me away, but they don't know the truth.❞
. . .in which her love for him is not only the cure to her brokenness, but the cause.
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@SebastianStan: Never let Ryan Reynolds stay at your house, otherwise he'll eat all your cereal and use your daughter's sippy cup for vodka and Sprite
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@VancityReynolds: @SebastianStan Nothing says a good lunch like a box of Rice Krispies and a sippy cup full of alcohol. | @BlakeLively: @VancityReynolds you're a pig | @ReynaLynn: @VancityReynolds WHY ARE YOU DRINKING OUT OF THE CARTON | @VancityReynolds: @ReynaLynn I could ask you a bunch of questions, but that would require exposing you. | @AnthonyMackie: @VancityReynolds DO IT | @SebastianStan: @VancityReynolds Expose her. | @ReynaLynn: @SebastianStan No. | @SebastianStan: @ReynaLynn What are you hiding from me, my sweet ReyLynn? | @VancityReynolds: @SebastianStan There's a fridge in her closet. | @ReynaLynn: @VancityReynolds FUCK YOU | @SebastianStan: @ReynaLynn I KNEW IT | @ReynaLynn: @SebastianStan No, you didn't | @SebastianStan: @ReynaLynn No one goes in their closet to look for shoes to wear at midnight and then comes out smelling like dill pickles | @Renner4Real: @VancityReynolds I remember when I helped her put in that fridge. Good times, I tell you. | @VancityReynolds: @Renner4Real Excellent job, man. | @ReynaLynn: @SebastianStan What am I supposed to do? Our children are food DEMONS. I need something for myself | @SebastianStan: @ReynaLynn Sharing is caring, y'know? | @BlakeLively: @ReynaLynn Yeah, sharing is caring Reyna | @ReynaLynn: @SebastianStan @BlakeLively Ugh, fine. | @VancityReynolds: @ReynaLynn Yay, food. | @ReynaLynn: @VancityReynolds You get NOTHING. | @VancityReynolds: @ReynaLynn Damn.
