SCREWY PARENT SQUAD
REYNOLDS
I'm shook, y'all
LIVELY
I'm one second away from punching
you in the face, we have to get ready
STAN
Wait what
FOSTER
Ready for what? Why are you shook,
Ryan?
REYNOLDS
Because of this
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LIVELY
Literally gonna kill you
STAN
Aw omg
REYNOLDS
Mariana is the spitting image of you
Reyna Foster
FOSTER
But she's not because she has her dads
eyes lol
STAN
You're still bitter about that
FOSTER
Hell yes I am
STAN
Anyway, how are the little munchkins
FOSTER
And what are you guys getting ready for
LIVELY
The munchkins are great, and we're
getting ready to head out for one of my
photoshoots. Ryan is making us late
REYNOLDS
I'm trying to make sure all the children
have the proper necessities packed
LIVELY
WELL YOU AREN'T DOING A VERY
GOOD JOB DOING SO
FOSTER
Relationship goals
STAN
Excuse me, but shouldn't you be
getting ready for our DATE?
FOSTER
Oh yeah
LIVELY
AW
REYNOLDS
You two are going on a date, how
horrendously disgusting ☺️
FOSTER
Shut up Ryan
REYNOLDS
Hey, at least I don't keep the fact that I
have a fridge in my closet from my spouse
STAN
Get rekt
FOSTER
Okay fuck both of you
REYNOLDS
I'm so down
LIVELY
Oddly enough I don't object
STAN
I do, she's mine
FOSTER
I belong to no one but Christ
REYNOLDS
Not with all that sin, you don't
STAN
I agree
FOSTER
Fight me
LIVELY
We really have to go
STAN
Please take care of my children, Blake
FOSTER
I carried them both for nine months, so
they're more mine than yours okay
STAN
Without me you wouldn't have carried
them at all, so
FOSTER
Whatever
REYNOLDS
We'll talk to you both later okay?
FOSTER
You better
LIVELY
We love you! Have fun tonight on
your date!
STAN
Have fun being a model
LIVELY
Will do
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