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SCREWY PARENT SQUAD

LIVELY
So, don't be mad at us

REYNOLDS
Please

STAN
Why would we be mad?

FOSTER
Is there something wrong with the
kids? I swear, Ryan Reynolds if
anything happens to my children I will
literally kill you

REYNOLDS
Shut up, they're fine
More so than usual

LIVELY
Mariana at least

REYNOLDS
True

STAN
What does that mean?

LIVELY
It means that yesterday my photographers
we're eyeing Mariana rather intently.
When I was about halfway through
my photoshoot, my photographers
stopped and pulled her onto the floor
and asked her if she wanted to have her
photo taken. She was very open about it
and so they took her off to wardrobe and
what not (with my permission) and then
brought her back and started a session.

STAN
Wait what

REYNOLDS
Your daughter took over Blake's
photoshoot because Blake's
photographers liked her better than
Blake so now she's a model

FOSTER
No

LIVELY
I never said she was a model. I just
said she had her own photo session
and she is an absolute natural

STAN
No

REYNOLDS
Just look at her

LIVELY Natural born model

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LIVELY
Natural born model

STAN
Ugh she's so cute

FOSTER
I don't like the idea of her being a model
but I just told my dad about it and his
response was "It's okay if you're having
trouble accepting that your daughter is
amounting to more than you were at age
four, but if she wants to model then you
better damn well let her"

STAN
I'm still laughing

REYNOLDS
I love your dad

LIVELY
He's right though. You don't wanna
keep her from doing something she
wants to do. She won't appreciate it
when she's older

FOSTER
But modeling is so grown up and she's
just a little baby 😭

REYNOLDS
She's almost five years old.

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