Mundays

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The RED Sniper yawned and stretched his lanky arms as he slowly strode into the base from his camper. He rubbed his tired eyes and let out a yawn. Scratching his messy brown hair, he plopped down onto a chair and set his "#1 SNIPER" mug on the desk.

"Ugh... Wot day is it today, mate?" Sniper asked Scout groggily.

Scout casually shrugged. "Eh, today's Mundy."

Sniper slowly nodded and lifted his mug of warm decaf. "Alroight, thanks mate-"

Sniper paused.

"Hold on a second ya little wanker."

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