Dashing through the base
In a 9-mercenary team
Tanks and robots we face
Firing bullets as we scream!
The announcer's speakers ring
As the robot bombs explode
Grey Mann takes over the entire thing
So Pauling takes the Admin's load!
Oh!
Jingle bells, Grey Mann smells
C.Heavy is a b*tch
Sniper dies, Ms. Pauling cries
And Medic's really pissed
Oh!
Jingle bells, here comes hell
Helen's up to no good
No one knows where Engie is
And they all are pretty much screwed!
-Merry late Christmas! Valve, you better have the comic by the end of the year like you promised!-
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Pun Fortress 2
FanfictionDo you like to play Team Fortress 2? Do you like Team Fortress 2 even though you don't play the game but know all of the characters? Do you like puns and jokes? If you like either of these, this book is for you! Each page has a mini comic that was...
