I'm watching the presidential debate rn and I'm just thinking why tf Donald Trumps lips look like crusty ass pussy lips??? And why tf his eyes match??
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Aksndks why tf HE ATTACK HILARY FOR TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE DID IN THE PAST WHEN HE BROUGHT SHIT UP FROM HER PAST!!:'dnsmnsmxms
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GET THIS BLEACHED ORANGE WRINKLY SKIN ASS OFF THE STAGE! ASKSNCKS BRUH HE GOT A FUCKING TURKEY GOBBLE SHIT UNDER HIS CHIN!
WATCH IT SWAY OMFG
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I WANNA CUT HIS FINGER OFF! WHY HE GOTTA POINT AT EVERYTHING??? MOSTLY THE GROUND??? HE ASSOCIATED WIT DA DEVILLLL I DONT FUCK WIT DEMONS..
"I'm a gentleman go ahead." BITCH WHERE TF ADMSNMD
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Why he look like a moldy burnt piece of fried chicken?? Why his voice sound like he be swallowing razor blades and be smoking 5 packs of cigarettes each day?? And what the fuck is he grabbing when he talks??? The voodoo devil shit in the air??
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YALL!!!! I NEED JESUS I LITERALLY GOT MY BIBLE OUT!
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HIS PUSSY EYELIDS ARE SO RED THAT I THOUGHT HE CAUGHT A VAGINAL INFECTION!
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WHY HE LOOKING LIKE HE CHOKING WITH THAT TIE TIGHTENED AROUND HIS NECK! ITS CUTTING THE FLOW FROM YOUR BRAIN BITCH!
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Okay...This hoe does not need to be talking about Muslims when he thinks so negative about all of them.
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Man I would say Suck my dick to him butttttt I wouldn't wanna catch any of his crusty evil shit. He so evil he probably bite it off if I had one.
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Hilary should just kick him in the ass with those pointy ass shoes like poke poke poke
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He gonna say he never ran for president in the next twenty years I swear y'all...well..if he lives that long 🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Bruh I swear his skin be looking like some nasty ass taffy just pull and pull and he would never feel a thing. Like some cartoon.
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MY PINKY BIGGER THAN HIS DICK AND I GOT SMALL HANDS
(got a long tongue doe btw so🐸☕️)
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Okay I never thought I could hate someone so much...this just finalizes it he literally. Just. Said. His. Name. In. Third. Person. WHAT. THE. FUCK..?
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I can't do this guys the chapter should be up soon idk but I'm yelling at myself phone and the tv. ☺️☺️☺️ I love you ALL even if you correct me and even if you're a dick ass unicorn ❤️
😁 FUCK TRUMP 😁
*Drops Mic*
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Another Problem
FanfictionSequel to One Problem Does Lauren finally find out about her child? I mean obviously she does but how she gonna react? Will she forgive and forget? Or will she never forgive Camila and continue on with her blissful, free life?
