new roommate-phan texting au DISCONTINUED

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december 16, 3:08pm

philip!: so do u need a house fr

danhoewell: obviously u dingus

philip!: smh well too bad

danhoewell: looky here sweetheart

danhoewell: i need a fucking house bc i have nobody else ok so please just ahdhjaj i'll pay for some and i will close the toilet lid when im done pissing and i'll even do some laundry lmao !!!!!!!

philip!: thats a bad word

danhoewell: stop harassing me hoe

philip!: thats not mice :(

philip!: nice*

danhoewell: haHA

philip!:  i don't want to live with a meanie

danhoewell: i don't want to live on the streets so

danhoewell: pleAse philiP

philip!: what do i get out of this

danhoewell: fun times w me!!!!!

danhoewell: i'll make food!!!! and um

philip!: it's been ten minutes

danhoewell: other stuff!!!!!!

philip!: i'll think about ur offer but for now i need to go walk my plants

danhoewell: what

danhoewell: plants can't walk?? i dont???

philip!:  i like to carry them around the house so they get exercise!

danhoewell: that doesn't even

danhoewell: what

philip!:  doesn't everyone do that?

danhoewell: no¿

philip!: gtg apologize to my grandma then

danhoewell: oh my god