new roommate-phan texting au DISCONTINUED

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january 14, 12:30pm

philip renamed the group chat: ihayemyself

philip: I FELL DOEN THE STAIRS

jamieee🍑: ARE U OK AW

philip: fricking NO

philip: someone come help

pj☂️: AWWW B

philip: plspls someone come over to help me cough dan cough cOUGH

dan!: lol no

jamieee🍑: ME

pj☂️: wow dan ur mean

philip:

jamieee🍑: ME AGAIN

pj☂️: relatable 😫😫

philip: 😫™

dan!: pj the doorbell rang go fricking geT IT

pj☂️: fricking nO

dan!: PJ IT HAS RANG SEVEN TOMES WTF G O IM NOT GETTUNG UP

pj☂️: iM NOT GETTING IT U LAZY ASS HOE

dan!: bloody he l l

philip: i'm dying????

dan!: pj now they're just pressing the button repeatedly go get the door

jamieee🍑: this is gold

pj☂️: u get it fatass

dan!: kill yourself please 💞

pj☂️: 😭😭😭😊😊😊😊

philip: DYING

jamieee🍑: IS THE DORRBELL
STILL RINGING I

pj☂️: I THINK THEY LEFT LMAO

dan!: ur a fuc k i n g idiot

pj☂️: loVe u 2

philip: HDJDJWHW

jamieee🍑: FREINDSHIP GOALS 😎

pj☂️: tbh,,,, tru

dan!: our so called friendship goals make me wanna kms

philip: me too dan

pj☂️: SHOJLD I ADD CHRIS

dan!: mY BABY YE S

philip: babY?????

dan!: yE

pj☂️: jealous phil 😉😉