new roommate-phan texting au DISCONTINUED

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december 21, 9:23am

phil: ello mate

danno: aye mate do u need somethin

phil: im goNNa announce my new roommate in three days!!!

phil: on the day before christmas!!!!!!!!

danno: woAhhH

danno: it better be me

phil: mhm

phil: so irl are u all squishy and small

danno: well

danno: i'm like five foot nine or something

phil: smaLL AW

danno: BITCH IM NOT THAT SHORTT

phil : i'm six foot one😎😪😪👌🏼

danno: old

phil: rude

danno: u love it

phil:barely

hi ik this isn't their actual heights ok shush