Everything is easy when you are a battleship, invading the bay of success.
Stop pursuing Caroline. She's Nick's girl. Deal with it.
Begin the search for the cocoon that will one day release your butterfly.
Only think about hot new CFO every other time I masturbate.
Find out where Winston gets his sparkle- and then steal it.
Start floating idea that people call me Mr Finish/ Garee Time Jones/ The Hook-up-erator.
Just pick a colour of crocs and buy them already.
Now, personally I think Schmidy has more important things to worry about than this- as much as I love him it's true.
Comment below what you think Schmidt should have as his New Years Resolutions!
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