What Nadia Likes About America

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In the Season 1 Episode 22 Tomatoes Nadia and Schmidt go on their first and only date, poor boy couldn't go through that again.  But he did find out exactly what Nadia loved about the US of A...

"I like salad bar.

I like Despicable Me.

Tosh 2.0.

I like Connect 4. 

Freedom of speech.

David Fincher.

Uh, sidewalk.

I like 1-800-SLIM.

"Your Mama" jokes.

Strawberry.

Wilmer Velma Velma.

Leon J.Panetta.

Ice skating for fun, not to save life."

   

Then came the topic of Mickey Mouse:

Schmidt: "What are you laughing at?" 

Nadia: "Cheese. Is for mouse. Are you Mick Mouse?"

Schmidt: "Am I what?"

Nadia: "Why don't you get in your spaceship like Mick Mouse?"  

Schmidt: "What are you talking about?" 

Nadia: "Mick Mouse."

Schmidt: "What is a Mick Mouse?"

Nadia: "Mick Mouse!"

Schmidt: "I don't understand what Mick Mouse is!" 

Nadia: "Mick Mouse!"

Schmidt: "I don't under I don't What does that mean? What's a Mick Mouse?"

Nadia: "Mick Mouse!"

Schmidt: "Are you saying Mickey Mouse?"

Nadia: "Yes."

Schmidt: "In America, honey, okay, Mickey Mouse, he's earthbound."

Seems Nadia isn't the America expert she looks to be from all the exclusively American things she listed earlier. (Please note the sarcasm there.)

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 17, 2014 ⏰

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