AN: No clue if or when his will be published in real life. This is all made up except from the extract at the bottom which was on the show, enjoy!
Julius Pepperwood: Zombie Detective, all his murder victims are already dead!
Publisher's note:
Another successful novel by LA's finest writer, Nicholas Miller. This is his second novel.
Although Mr Miller has denied this it has come to our attention that the character Jessica Night is in fact based on Miss Jessica Day.
Authour's Note:
Nick Miller here. I just wanna clear this up Jessica Night is not Jess Day okay? Got that? Good, ya idiots! It's Nick's time to shine so get reading!
Chapter One:
The night was inky hot.
She strode into his office with a sense of purpose, place (another P word here?).
She had zombie legs that went on for miles. They were the kind of legs you could sink your teeth into.
Pepperwood had two friends; one if you count his hat, the other was his gal, Friday, Jessica Night. She was small in stature but not in spunk, and a super annoying, know-it-all.
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