Peridot livestreams a vlog.
Told by Peridot.
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"Alright, how do I...ah there we go"
"I am Peridot5XG and welcome to my stream" I said smugly
Livestreaming can be difficult especially when you don't have an object to hold the camera still. I've tried using my powers but that takes concentration.
"I am currently at the barn in Beach City and can I say that you humans are impressive with your builds"
My eyes glanced to the bottom of the stream to see comments.
"Why are you so green"
"What's that thing on your head"
"Are you even human"
"Who was that blue girl that walked pass in the background....she looks fuckable"
"I am green because that is the dominate color of my gem"
"The thing on my forehead is what you humans call a gem"
"No I am not human"
"What does the word fuckable mean"
Comments flooded in.
"Oh my God"
"No way are you an alien"
"U wot m8"
"Yor h air loks a dorito"
"Ohhh are you going to invade our planet"
"I helped save your planet why would I try to invade it"
I wasn't getting any information from these people.
"HEY LAPIS, WHAT DO THE WORD FUCKABLE MEAN 'CAUSE SOMEONE ON MY STREAM CALLED YOU FUCKABLE"
"pearl would kill you if she heard you say that around steven"
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN"
"it means that you would fuck someone"
"WHAT DO FUCK MEAN"
"it means you would have sex with that person"
"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT OKAY"
The sound of rapid footsteps came from the front of the barn.
"hey steven"
"hey lapis, have you seen Peridot"
"she's doing something with that thing you got her"
"As I was getting to, I want you guys to see this new invention that I made from scratch"
"Be prepared to be amazed"
I sat the tablet down so it could be at an angle tilting up. The simple use of books would suffice for now.
"So I bet you are wondering what the great and mighty Peridot made this time"
"Peridot, guess what I brought for you"
The same comments spammed the screen.
"Is that your boyfriend in the background"
"Green Dorito"
"Steven is not my boyfriend"
"Peridot"
"Huh, oh hey Steven"
"What'cha doing"
"I'm doing a livestream"
"I want to see Steven's face"
"Get him in the camera"
"Show us how he look"
"Steven the audience demands you to be in the camera"
"What audience"
"I'm talking about the livestream"
"Okay"
Steven walked over then sat down next to me.
"Hey guys, I'm Steven"
"Aww he is so adorable"
"Isn't he that dude from YouTube"
"Yeah, it's nice to see some of my fans"
"So what did you get me, Steven"
Steven looked at me.
"I got you a flannel"
I raised my eyebrow.
"Clothes"
"Yeah"
"Oh wow thanks"
"Steven, I have to finish so please excuse yourself"
"Just call me when you want to hangout"
He got up and walked away.
"So mean"
"You should do a collab with him"
"New YouTube ship"
"Wait how can we be a YouTube ship if I am on the twitch"
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I just had to make a crack chapter.
