Divided [ Sans X Reader ]

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* When you realize it takes longer to find a meme as the heading for a chapter then it actually takes to write the chapter.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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"What are you looking at?" G muttered as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Overnight you had added other features to his face, drawing cat whiskers to anime eyes around his eyesockets. The word FURRY was displayed proudly on his skull.

"You just look..." you struggled to find the word to describe him. A smirk crept across your face as the pun came to mind. "You look PURRfect."

Horror flashed across G's face. "You didn't."

You winked at him and began your way through the Ruins. You halted abruptly at the atmosphere around the place. A sense of abandonment echoed off the walls. It appeared as if monsters had not settled here for years.

You bent to the floor and rubbed your finger across the bricks. Dust, you thought ominously and stood up, attempting to brush any of it off you.

"What happened here?" you asked G and had to stare at the ground. It was hard to take him seriously with the anime eyes staring through your soul.

"I don't exactly remember..." he muttered and scratched the base of his skull. "But this timeline takes the appearance of most. It's like the monsters here just vanished one day."

There is a war, Geno's warning recited itself in your head. One that will alter the fate of the multiverse entirely.

Will I make that choice? you thought ominously and forced yourself onwards.

To lighten the mood, you placed the back of your hand to your forehead and pretended to collapse from mock exhaustion. "What's wrong with you now?" G sighed and bent over you, blowing a puff of smoke in your face.

You coughed and swatted the smoke angrily away from your face and continued with the act. "I don't think I can walk anymore." Taking advantage of the moment, you wrapped your arms around his neck and hoisted yourself onto his back. "TO FREEDOM FURRY!" you hollered and dug your feet into his rib cage.

G replied with a grunt and slowly lumbered forward. "You weigh too much..." he gasped and pretended to stagger backwards. For a moment you believed his act until you noticed the smirk on his face.

The two of you progressed through the Ruins with relative ease. Occasionally, he would "accidentally" stumble and you would topple off his back, almost colliding with the spikes on the floor. He would grab you on the last second.

"Did I ever tell you how much I hate you?" you scoffed as G shrugged, enjoyment flashing in his eyesockets. The two of you eventually passed through the doors leading to Snowdin.

"I think you can walk now..." he attempted to pry you off his back, but you only dug your fingernails deeper into his turtleneck.

"ONWARDS MY STEED!" you shouted and pointed to a random spot in the distance. G only sighed and reluctantly walked forward.

"You owe me a bottle of mustard for this..." he muttered.

You dangled your head in front of his anime eyes and slapped him. "I do not pay my servants," you growled and straightened yourself. You found yourself amazed at how high you were compared to your surroundings.

Someone had a growth spurt, you thought as G broke into a run.

"Have you ever heard of the three laws of motion?" G asked quietly. You had to bend closer to hear him.

"An object in motion will tend to stay in motion..." he stopped abruptly and you flew off his back and landed in the snow. "Unless acted upon by an unequal force."

"I hate you," you narrowed your eyes at him and wiped the snow off your face. G only rolled the pinpricks that acted as his pupils. You couldn't help but snicker. It only made his anime eyes appear much larger.

Despite your protests, G refused to let you climb back onto him. You trudged after him like a spoiled child who had been denied an IPhone. A sudden idea popped into your head.

"Hey G, have you ever heard of the third law of motion?" you asked, your voice dripping with child-like innocence.

"You wouldn't..." he looked at you in horror.

"For every action..." you took a step closer to him. "There is an equal and opposite reaction." You shoved with all your might and managed to push him to the ground. For a moment, G remained buried in the snow.

"This isn't funny..." you yelled after five minutes had passed. You barely noticed the slight motion to your left as G launched himself out of the snow and grabbed you by the collar of your shirt.

"This isn't fair!" you protested as he dangled you three feet above the ground. You finally went limp.

"Do you admit you were wrong?" he bent down so you were eye level with him.

"Never," you hissed and revealed a Sharpie from your back pocket. Before G could react, you managed to draw a handlebar mustache on him.

G attempted to wipe the drawing off his skull with little success. "Great..." he muttered.

You couldn't help but laugh at what G's skull had become. You tilted your head curiously as a crack materialized at the very top of it. Slowly, it snaked past the word furry and joined a spiderweb of cracks that were spanning across his skull.

"G?" you stammered, taking a step back.

He staggered a few steps before collapsing to the ground, revealing a red dagger that had been buried in the base of his skull. "Did you really think I wouldn't join in with the fun?" Chara took a few steps out from the forest.

Tears welled in the corner of your eyes as you balled your hands into fists. "Enough," you spat, your voice laced with venom. "I made a vow to tear every universe apart to kill you, and that is a vow I intend to keep."

"Oh [Y/N]," Chara chided and took a pace close to you. She gently raised your left hand. To your horror, your entire left arm had turned into the black dough-like substance that she was made up of.

"You can't kill me if I'm already you."