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Dannyboy: Hey

Dannyboy: and I stg if you don't answer I'm going to kill myself

Philthelion: Please don't

Dannyboy: You're alive!

Philthelion: did you think I was dead?

Dannyboy: I was planning your funeral

Philthelion: it's nice that I'm being remembered. I died so young

Dannyboy: it was tragedy

Philthelion: no I specifically wrote that it was a sin

Dannyboy: oh yes that was right. You wrote sins not tragedies. My mistake

Philthelion: You're a dork

Dannyboy: you started it you freak of nature

Philthelion: I'm offended

Dannyboy: what a shame

Philthelion: whore

Dannyboy: Do I look like a groom's bride to you

Philthelion: I fucking love you

Dannyboy: Really?

Philthelion: yup

Dannyboy: :)

Philthelion: that's when you're supposed to say "I love you too"

Dannyboy: too mainstream

Dannyboy: I tolerate you

Philthelion: wow that's even better