Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Stereotypes

Capricorn: Ruthlessly ambitious closet pervert afraid of losing control

Aquarius: Pensive trailblazer with a penchant for stalking

Pisces: Wishy-Washy emotional nutcase concerned with otherworldly happenings

Aries: Irritating firecracker with a volatile go-getter attitude

Taurus: Stubborn, know-it-all with an inability to verbalize feelings

Gemini: Short attention spanned crowd pleaser with great knowledge of everything, but their feelings

Cancer: Hypersensitive whiner willing to cling to anyone who shows attention

Leo: Self-centered enthusiast who believes there is only ME in TEAM

Virgo: Fussy perfectionist incredibly unsettled by anything out of place

Libra: Annoyingly indecisive socialite in search for the perfect lover that doesn't exist

Scorpio: Mysterious loner who uses intimidation to distract others from how emotional they are

Sagittarius: Loud mouth optimist living by a no-strings-attached philosophy