Zodiac Signs

The Signs As Random Scenarios

Aries: Watching A Bird Sh*t On Your Car

Taurus: The Realization That Tou Forgot To Get A Towel When You're In The Shower

Gemini: Slipping In The Shower

Cancer: Accidentally Dropping Rice Down Your Shirt While Eating It

Leo: Going Into A Room And Forgetting Why You Entered It

Virgo: Forgetting Where Your Pencil Is Even Though You Just Had It

Libra: Not Being Able To Reach an Itchy Spot On Your Back

Scorpio: Accidentally Letting Go Of A Balloon

Sagittarius: Finding A Hair In Your Food

Capricorn: Pouring A Glass Of Milk Then Realizing It's Sour

Aquarius: Putting Too Much Sunscreen On Your Hands So You Have To Find Other Places To Put It

Pisces: Cracking Your phone