Aries: Uncle with like 6 friends
Taurus: Really cool dad who makes pancakes
Gemini: Weird freaky cousin
Cancer: Emo but weirdly popular cousin
Leo: Really hot cousin that nobody wants to admit is hot because they're related but they're still hot
Virgo: Grandpa who makes fun of people
Libra: Annoying but cute baby
Scorpio: Punk middle child that can get it
Sagittarius: Wine mom who always makes sexual jokes
Capricorn: Oldest sibling who will probably go to Harvard
Aquarius: Stoner hippy grandma
Pisces: Single vodka aunt
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Zodiac Signs
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