Zodiac Signs

How The Signs Awkwardly Died

Aries: Their Vocal Cords Exploded

Taurus: Got Too Many Paper Cuts

Gemini: Got Caught As 'A'

Cancer: ???????

Leo: Ate Some Random Pills From A Shady Man

Virgo: Lit A Match In A Room Full Of Gas

Libra: Smoked Dynamite

Scorpio: Tried To Eat Their Heart

Sagittarius: Thought They Could Fly And Was Hit By A Bus

Capricorn: Saw The Dress As Black And Blue

Aquarius: Didn't Listen To The "Do Not Enter" Sign

Pisces: Caught Their Dick In The Toaster...(How I Ask Myself...Just How)