Aries: "I'm feeling a little of today, would you mind turning me on?"
Taurus: "Something tells me your sweet. Can I have a sample?"
Gemini: "Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you."
Cancer: "Can I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry."
Leo: "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Virgo: "Baby, you must be a broom, cause you swept me off my feet."
Libra: "Babe, your beauty make the morning sun look like a dull glimmer of the moon."
Scorpio: "Your place or mine?"
Sagittarius: "All those curves, and me with no brakes."
Capricorn: "Hi I make more money than you can spend."
Aquarius: "You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus."
Pisces: "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"
