Zodiac Signs

The Signs As Useless Powers

Aries: The ability to change eye color

Taurus: The ability to sneeze really quietly

Gemini: The ability to brush teeth without wetting the toothbrush first

Cancer: The ability to vomit on command

Leo: The ability to smell things from far away

Virgo: The ability to eat endlessly without feeling full

Libra: The ability to summon buckets at all times

Scorpio: The ability to turn the lights off without getting up

Sagittarius: The ability to walk in any height of heels

Capricorn: The ability to burp caramel

Aquarius: The ability to talk in comic sans

Pisces: The ability to not be scared by the toaster when the toast is done