The Signs When They Stub Their Toe

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Aries: ooooOoOuChh :(

Taurus: They didn't stub their toe in the first place

Gemini: WHY ME!!

Cancer: *Bursts into tears for twenty minutes*

Leo: *Falls to the ground in pain*

Virgo: Fuck!

Libra: *Squeals while jumping up and down*

Scorpio: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuckk ow

Sagittarius: *Cries a river*

Capricorn: *Curses under breath*

Aquarius: It doesn't affect them

Pisces: *Doesnt stop crying and rolling on the floor until 2078*

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