Zodiac Signs

The Signs As Shit Girls Say

Aries: Fight Me

Taurus: They Spelt My Name Wrong On My Starbucks Cup

Gemini: I Can't Even

Cancer: This Mayonnaise Is Too Spicy

Leo: I'm So Gay For (Celebrity's Name)

Virgo: Buy Me Pizza And Touch My Butt

Libra: I Love Lana Del Ray

Scorpio: Do These Leggings Match My Uggs

Sagittarius: Same

Capricorn: What Do You Mean You Haven't Seen Mean Girls

Aquarius: Nutella Is Bae

Pisces: RELATIONSHIP GOALS!!!!