Zodiac Signs

The Signs As Seventh Graders

A/N Don't get offended if they aren't true because I know mine isn't. Also some of these are quite rude so yeah...

Aries: Gets Mad About Not Being Able To Go In Tumblr Because They're Still 12 So They Leave Bad Reviews

Taurus: Was Spoiled As A Small Child So They Still Throw Fits When Things Don't Go Their Way

Gemini: Fights You When You Call Them A Twelve Year Old And Tells You To Shut Up Because They Are Actually Flipping Thirteen

Cancer: Is Having A "Mid-Life Crisis" And Won't Stop Crying And Complaining About It

Leo: Thinks That They're Cool Because They Have An Older Sibling That Can Get Them In With The "Cool Older Kids"

Virgo: Plays A lot Of RPG GamesAnd Minecraft And Gets The Best Grades And Doesn't Really Care About People Calling Them A Nerd

Libra: Thinks They're 21 Already, Also Thinks This Is The Year They'll Lose Their Virginity Yet They Haven't Even Kissed Someone Yet

Scorpio: Goes Through Their Emo Phase Early, Pretends To Smoke So They Look Edgy

Sagittarius: The Most Annoying Seventh Grader. Is Used To Always Getting What They Want When They Want It

Capricorn: Is In All The Honors Classes And Probably Shouldn't Be In Seventh Grade Because They Are Too Damn Smart

Aquarius: Colors Their Hair With Hair Chalk Every Morning Because Their Parents Won't Let Them Dye It

Pisces: Doodles All Day, Still Sucks Their Thumb, And Still Sleeps With A Stuffed Animal