Zodiac Signs

SAUSAGE!!!

(Warning: Cursing involved in this chapter)

Aries: Everyone say sausage, keep it going. Eggs, bacon, grits, sausage

Leo: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take sausage

Libra: I got a fat ass but I still take sausage

Pisces: I got a flat ass but I still take sausage

Taurus: Wake up in the morning and I eat that sausage

Virgo: I'ma redhead but I still take sausage

Gemini: I'm a gay n*gga but I still take sausage

Scorpio: White girls, swag girls, take ya man's sausage

Cancer: *something inaudible and gargled* Sausage

Capricorn: White and I'm thick but you know I get that sausage

Aquarius: Yeah I read books but they're all about sausage

Sagittarius: I like girls can I still take Sausage?