Aries: Donald Trump with a fresh parsley garnish
Taurus: The homophobes bakes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
Gemini: Unfollowers with a caramel sauce drizzled lightly
Cancer: Their ex with a nice salt rub
Leo: Sliced Justin Bieber with a nice wine
Virgo: Sautéed math teacher
Libra: The 2008 version of yourself toasted a nice crispy brown
Scorpio: Diced Kylie Jenner with her boiled lips on the side
Sagittarius: Fried Nash Grier with EXTRA hot sauce to cover up the blandness
Capricorn: A nice dish of Iggy Azalea(extra tip: for an amazing dining experience, play actual rap, so even while she's on a platter she can take notes)
Aquarius: Carter Reynolds with a cherry on top, maybe from a plate so he won't try to pop it this time
Pisces: The minions dipped in chocolate and frozen to perfect the hard chocolate case
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Zodiac Signs
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