Two days ago... I haven't eaten within 9 hours. Then I came home.
Mom: *Minding her own bidnuas*
Me: *Crashes and slaps the door*
Mom: •_•
Me: *Starts running around while taking off my outside stuff*
Mom:
Me: *Falls while running into the bathroom* ERRRUE
Mom: ...wut?
Me: *Washes her hands quietly*
Me: *Barges out of the bathroom and throws her stuff*
Mom: (Dafuq)
Me: *Grabs the sandwich I got three hours ago and opens it*
Mom: You didn't have a chance to eat?
Me: OMNONONINOBNONO *Eats the sandwich*
Mom:
Then yesterday, my parents and I saw this this guy that was out of the car, but left his car door open. He also left it running like his hair don't shed.Hm... That's some good inspiration for an Everyone Pick on Pit story!
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True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness
Humor#1 in sillyness and #4 in #chickennuggets Da silliness returns! Weird stuff and extra stories not related to KIU