During Health. We were watching dis movie and there was dis part when dis random girl was kinda having a asthma attack. So her father took her to the hospital.
Random Girl: *Trying to breath and cries*
Random man: *Fake cough* *Fake cough*
Nurse: *Comes in and begins taking to Random man*
Random Girl's Dad: *Walks up to the nurse* You got to help my daughter.
Nurse: Sorry, but I got to help this man.
Random Girl's Dad: But she can breath--
Nurse: Let me do my job please.
*Random Guy and Random Girl have a staring contest*
Random Guy: *Stands up* Nurse, you got to help this child!
Nurse: *Panics* I need to see my supervisor.
Random Guy: No! You are going to stay here and help her! You're the supervisor now.
Nurse: ...
Random Guy: You're still here?! *Pulls out a gun and shoots at the floor*
Everyone nearby: *Falls to the ground*
Random Guy: *Keeps shooting and moving like a fish with a seizure*
Random Guy's new name is Fish. Then he went to jail. Logic! Brilliant!
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True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness
Humor#1 in sillyness and #4 in #chickennuggets Da silliness returns! Weird stuff and extra stories not related to KIU
