A GOD!

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Mom: Put this tiny cup in the dishwasher.

Me: *Picks up the tiny cup*

Tiny Cup: I am not just a tiny cup. I am a god.

Me: *Puts the tiny cup in the dishwasher*

Tiny Cup: A GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!

Me: *Closes the dishwasher*

Mom: You're silly

Me: -_-

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