Miss Banana

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I had a sub today

This is what happened.

Sub: So you're Kayla right?

Me: Yea

Sub: So! In India, Kayla means "Banana!" So I'm going to call you Miss Banana!

Me: 😀

Me: Okay!

Then I walked back to my desk even more confused than yesterday

What happened yesterday? This

(Mostly) Everyone: Hi, Kayla!

Me: Hi

Ben: Hey, babe

Me: Hi-- Wait...WHAT?!

Ben: *Pokes his cheek* Give me a kiss. Right here!

Me: No--WHATDAFUQISWRONGWITCHU! We barley passed the friend zone a few weeks ago!

Weirdest. Week. Ever.

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