I had a sub today
This is what happened.
Sub: So you're Kayla right?
Me: Yea
Sub: So! In India, Kayla means "Banana!" So I'm going to call you Miss Banana!
Me: 😀
Me: Okay!
Then I walked back to my desk even more confused than yesterday
What happened yesterday? This
(Mostly) Everyone: Hi, Kayla!
Me: Hi
Ben: Hey, babe
Me: Hi-- Wait...WHAT?!
Ben: *Pokes his cheek* Give me a kiss. Right here!
Me: No--WHATDAFUQISWRONGWITCHU! We barley passed the friend zone a few weeks ago!
Weirdest. Week. Ever.
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