True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness

Things the KIU Club Never Expected to Hear from Dark Pit

1. I wanna roll down a hill while eating a pickle

2. I heard it boosts your likeliness of not being an absolute fried wing from Checkers

3. I haven't slept in 56 hours and I think my shaving whipped cream is starting to take its affect on me

4. THATS NOT HOW YOU USE A DICC SHAPED BALLOON

5. I want to introduce you to Moira, Lee o og K., Poke my Azz, Sam's house was black, I don't have a father and Ness

6. I bwipped it into the blast zone. It immediately bwipped me back tho. And now I respect the banana gun. It knows what's good

7. Well Fucc me sideways...wait you're actually willing to do it?!