True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness

Things the KIU Club Never Expected to Hear from Dark Pit [2]

1. Grab a turkey, a glue gun, and some glitter. Black Friday's coming around again....

2. I'm tired, get me some bleach

3. Big bird. Big purple scaly bird eats a pancake

4. Palutena doesn't know how to teach Pit how to read

5. Thank you but I'm sorry

6. I kicked a wall and a puppy ate it 

7. NINGER U DIEOHHHHHH

8. The T R E E S! They watch you S L E E P with your D O G

9. Oh I love peanut butter

10. Where's Pichu? I would care less but he adopted me as his father.