True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness

Viridi: The Ultimate Shipper

Something I just came up with

*You and Dark Pit are in the hot spring*

You: Why... It's getting hot in here...

Dark Pit: I'm started to feel like I'm in a boiling pot.

You: ...Viridi, what are you doing?

Viridi: *Tampers with the thermostat* Just increasing the heat.

You: Why?

Viridi: Erm...Uh...THEMALE'SSPERMFUNCTIONSBETTERINHEAT!!!

You: What?

Viridi: What?

You: Nevermind...