True Stories 2: The Return of Randomness

Water Tastes Better Shaked

So yesterday

I went to gYm

Hejdb

Blah blah healthy snuff

So a girl named Rebecca found a dry Pipi poop in the showers. So she bought it was a good idea to wash it off. She tired on the shower

Then she turned off

Then she turned it on again

But the shower was like:

I AIN'T CLEANING DIS POOP AND EFF YOUR DREAMS *Sprays Rebecca*

So after that, Rebecca was drenched in water and she stepped in the poop

Don't drink and drive, kids